daniel fain's pale skin

I think Daniel Fain's pale skin is bleaching my purple towels. I've had these towels for almost 9 months and have been using the same detergent and fabric softener for over three years. All the sudden I got bleach stains on these towels, and I really never get bleach stains on anything unless you know, I use bleach. There's no other explanation than Daniel Fain's pale, lifeless skin.

Man, I'm going to be in so much trouble when he reads this...